diff --git a/en_US.php b/en_US.php
index 79b61330772827f675403b1421c96741154444c4..18eb31040caddc773644d651eef9a16a6fdb5399 100644
--- a/en_US.php
+++ b/en_US.php
@@ -18,3 +18,4 @@ $LANG['page']['signup'] = 'Sign up for ByeCorps ID';
 $LANG['page']['login'] = 'Log in to ByeCorps ID';
 $LANG['auth']['signout'] = 'Sign out';
 $LANG['error']['incorrectAuth'] = 'Incorrect email or password.';
+$LANG['header']['hello'] = 'Howdy {{display_name}}!';
diff --git a/en_UWU.php b/en_UWU.php
index 77e20b6fdadf78c2c638a316bf54ade8938156cd..289631e38eb5ff8ae6ea03ecd22d596ef5d36efe 100644
--- a/en_UWU.php
+++ b/en_UWU.php
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 <?php
 $LANG['auth']['signup'] = 'myake user ^~^';
-$LANG['generic']['generic'] = 'u got da boring text :D';
+$LANG['generic']['generic'] = 'u bwoke it :3';
 $LANG['generic']['error'] = 'Ohh nyo an ewwow 3:';
 $LANG['error']['generic'] = 'nyo ewwow massage :P';
 $LANG['error']['loggedIn'] = 'u r logged in already siwwy :3';
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@ $LANG['error']['notLoggedIn'] = 'u r not logged in ;~;';
 $LANG['page']['signup'] = 'get a bye-corpse passpowt :D';
 $LANG['name'] = 'kawaii engwish ^_^';
 $LANG['page']['login'] = 'let me haz ur bye-corpse passpowt OwO';
-$LANG['footer']['executionTime'] = 'pooping time';
+$LANG['footer']['executionTime'] = '';
 $LANG['button']['submit'] = 'submit >///<';
 $LANG['error']['incorrectAuth'] = 'u typed ur login wrong :P';
+$LANG['header']['hello'] = 'omg hai {{display_name}}~~!!';